

7: Fuck You David Lynch?Previously on "The Show": *Outside of Hogwarts* Chris: We're here! Matt: Let's go inside, all of our questions will finally be answered!7: Fuck You David Lynch?
And now...
[Scene opens in a Bowling Alley] Chris: Whoa I'm bored, it sucks that nothing has happened for a while now due to slow writing. Max: I know, it sucks! In addition, there has been no plot development whatsoever! 6! 6! 6! Matt: Remember that time Eloy killed Harry Potter with a plunger?
*Theme song*
Chris: Is that a giant foot with four toes? *pointing* *Sol and Rachel fly through a window on a magical purp


5:*We see all of the cast standing in Chris's house. Chris is reading aloud.*5:
Chris: You have been accepted to the Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: Montreal Division. Matt: They have a division in Montreal? Simon: Shut up Matt. Chris; continue... Chris: Yes. It says we are to go to platform 9 and 6/8 and, "wait for the train, bitches..." Aron: Shouldn't we simplify 9 and 6/8's to 9 and 3/4's? Why the hell would they write 9 and 6/8's? Alon: Who the hell are you? Aron: Oh I'm Aron, I'm the guy that you forgot to give lines to for the past 4 episodes. Simon: Max, what the hell? &n


4: An error in continuity*Scene opens with Matan standing outside of his open casket. Rachel is running towards Matan and Matthew is awkwardly humping a tombstone with many "o"s in the epithet.*4: An error in continuity
Rachel: My love you are still with us. Matan: Who the hell wrote this shitty dialogue? Max: Actually, Matan, you suggested that Rachel be your "crazy/stalker" girlfriend. Matt: *Internal Groan* Max, you're the one who suggested that she be his stalker whilst I suggested that she'd solely be the love interest. *Awkward Silence* Max: *Whiny voice* Stop lying! Chris: Guys, this show has a plot. Can we focus on one idea for like, 5


3: Army of Jesus*We see Chris, Sol, Max, Matthew, Simon and Matan standing outside the club where Chris and Sol received the deed and what not. Matthew is bringing sexy back*3: Army of Jesus
Matthew: So guys, do you have any job openings? Chris: Maybe. Simon: Hey do you guys need a Russian mafia? Chris: As a matter in fact we do! Simon: Well I have none. I also have no connections whatsoever.
*We see Eloy and his street gang come up. "Street Gang" of course meaning a Mexican, a rabbi and Miles.*
Eloy: Guys are we we still on tonight? Rabbi: Yeah we're gonna give the street a beatdown... (Everybody):
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Whatever happened... happened.
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